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|Artist:||Judd Cledus T||
|Track:||A Great Day To Be A Guy|
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|Lyrics:||Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave |
hair on my back I dont plan to shave
I got the
house to myself while the wife's away
I'll be rockin all night!
I think I'll drink
me an ice cold brew
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do,
there'll be no Ally McBeal on
the tube, no...
I'll be watchin the fight.
Well, It's a great day to be a
playin' cards with my buddies until sunrise,
You know...I never thought that my
be sunbathing topless, Lord she sure looks good.
I caught a ten
pound bass out on the lake
played eighteen holes with my best friend Jake.
Best balls I
hit is when I stepped on a rake
well that wasn't too bright.
Now I look in the
fridge, what do I see?
Last night's pizza starin back at me-
what a beautiful sight!!
Well its a great day to be a guy
Buck-naked in my lawn chair, swatting at flies
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill
don't wanna burn the weiners but I probably will
That fried bologna and cheese macaroni
tasted good this afternoon,
but now I'm passin some serious gas and
I might have
to leave the room...
Well, I might go get me a new hairdo,
spend a couple of hours
at a tanning booth
might even get me a gold front tooth (oh ah!)
And its a great
day to be a guy,
but when my wife gets home she's going to tan my hide.
I'll be hung over
but lookin' good
from a weekend of relivin' my bachelorhood
It's a great day to be a
but another week of this and I'll probably die
I tend to party harder than I
When my wife's not here to make me be good...
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