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Artist:Kennedys Dead
Taken from the album Bedtime For Democracy by Kennedys Dead
Album:Bedtime For Democracy
Track:Dear Abby
 
Date Added:27/04/2015
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Lyrics:Dear Abby,
Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner.
It's
important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just
can't
afford to with the prices the way they are. so I bring home some
choice cuts from my autopsy
subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper...and
ta-da!

The whole family thinks my new
meals are delicious. They ask me what's
my secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My
smart-ass
8-year-old keeps asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's
kept
in the fridge."

If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby,
what
do I tell my family?

DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure
the body's
blessed and everything should be just fine.
 


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