home
SongsLyrics.Win - Find Thousands of free song lyrics online!
artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us
  BROWSE LYRICS:
ABCDE
FGHIJ
KLNMO
PQRST
UVWXY
Z
SEARCH LYRICS:
Find:
SITE STATS:
- 372,112 lyrics
- 22,437 artists
facebook twitter linkedin tumblr google

Top 12 Famous Lyrics:

Taken from the album Assorted by Ancient WisdomAncient Wisdom
In The Profane Domain Of The Frostbeast
view lyrics  (1 views)

Taken from the album Ocean Rain by Echo & The BunnymenEcho & The Bunnymen
Thorn Of Crowns
view lyrics  (10 views)

Taken from the album Assorted by Roy OrbisonRoy Orbison
Beautiful Dreamer
view lyrics  (6 views)

Taken from the album Assorted by Chesnutt MarkChesnutt Mark
Jolie
view lyrics  (5 views)

Taken from the album Assorted by Paolo ContePaolo Conte
Roba Di Amilcare
view lyrics  (4 views)

Taken from the album Assorted by Jann ArdenJann Arden
To Sir With Love
view lyrics  (3 views)

Taken from the album Man vs Machine by XzibitXzibit
Bk To La
view lyrics  (7 views)

Taken from the album Overcast EP by AtmosphereAtmosphere
Sound Is Vibration
view lyrics  (4 views)

Taken from the album Assorted by Perry ComoPerry Como
Juke Box Baby (Edited Version )
view lyrics  (7 views)

Taken from the album Community Music by Asian Dub FoundationAsian Dub Foundation
Officer Xx
view lyrics  (2 views)

Taken from the album The Man From Utopia by Zappa FrankZappa Frank
s--
view lyrics  (5 views)

Taken from the album Assorted by Jean WyclefJean Wyclef
Rumble In The Jungle
view lyrics  (2 views)


Viewing Lyrics for Ernie And Bert And The Binoculars:

Artist:Sesame Street
Taken from the album Assorted by Sesame Street
Album:Assorted
Track:Ernie And Bert And The Binoculars
 
Date Added:27/04/2015
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:6
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit
 
Lyrics:Ernie: (quietly) Bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum, mmmmmmm.

(Ernie slips behind the chair and
Bert looks over his shoulder too late. Ernie comes up at the top of the chair then slips behind
before Bert looks.)

Ernie: Bum-bum, bum, bum, BA-BUUM!

Bert: Oh, Ernie.
(Bert goes back to his reading but Ernie continues staring at him through the binoculars.) Ernie,
what are you doing?

Ernie: Friend watching, Bert.

Bert: What?


Ernie: (takes binoculars away from face) You're my best friend, I'm watching you, Bert. (puts
binoculars back)

Bert: Why, pray tell, are you watching *me*, Ernie?

Ernie:
(takes binoculars away) Oh, because I'm so happy that you're you and that you're the nicest,
kindest, most wonderful friend and that you're sitting there reading a book and that I'm just lucky
enough to be able to stand here and watch my good buddy read a book. (puts binoculars back) Pay no
attention, Bert.

Bert: That's very touching, Ernie, but isn't there something else you
could watch maybe, huh?

Ernie: Oh, sure, Bert, I could watch birds or buses ...


Bert: Good.

Ernie: ... or TV ...

Bert: Good, why don't you? 'Cause I'm
trying to read this book, see?

Ernie: Oh, because, Bert, watching my best friend is
much, much better.

Bert: Uh huh, I see. (goes back to his book and tries to ignore Ernie
but finally) AAAAAA! Ernie, I can't stand this! I mean, you are staring at me through those
binoculars and it's driving me bananas!

Ernie: (takes his binoculars from face) Oh, oh,
Bert, I didn't want to drive my old buddy bananas, I'll just put away these silly binoculars.
Besides that, I don't need binoculars to watch you anyway, Bert. (starts staring at Bert, inching
closer and closer until they're nose-to-nose when Bert turns around.)

Bert: (puts up
with this for about 30 seconds before exploding) AAAAAA! Ernie, will you stop it?! That is no good
either, I don't want you to stare at me, binoculars or not. I'm trying to read!

Ernie:
Gee, Bert, you mean you're not enjoying having a friend just sort of stand here and think how
marvelous you are, Bert?

Bert: Well, no, Ernie, I'm sorry but, see, when someone is
staring at me all I can do is think about *them* being *there* ... staring! And I'd very much like
to be able to concentrate on my book.

Ernie: Gee, I don't understand, Bert.


Bert: AAAA! I'll show you, here, take the book. (Ernie hesitates) Take it, take it, take it, take
it, take it!!! (Ernie takes the book as Bert gets out of the chair)

Ernie: Okay, Bert.


Bert: Sit down, sit down. (Ernie sits) Now, now *you* try and read, go ahead. (starts
staring at Ernie)

Ernie: (starts to read the pigeon book) Hmmm, okay ... Oh, gee ...
(Bert looks at the camera, his eyebrows shoot up and he inches closer to Ernie as he reads. Bert's
nose is now practically in Ernie's ear he's so close!) ... Wow ... (engrossed in the book and not
noticing Bert at all) Hey, Bert, this is a great book, Bert. Gee, thanks for letting me read it. You
know, like I said, you're the nicest, most wonderful best friend a guy ever had, Bert.


(Poor Bert rests his head against the back of the chair and lets out a heavy sigh as Ernie continues
to read. The closing music plays a brief riff from "Someone To Watch Over Me" as Bert begins slowly
banging his head on the side of the chair's back.)
 


More Sesame Street Lyrics:

1.   14 Carrot Love  view
2.   I Want To Hold Your Ear  view
3.   Little Miss Count Along  view
4.   Frogs In The Glen  view
5.   Brush Brush Boogie  view
6.   Baby, Say it Loud!  view
7.   The Seven Tiny Little Mice  view
8.   Miss Mary M, M, M  view
9.   Swinging On A Star  view
10.   Happy Birthday To Me  view
11.   The Tale Of Tom Tattertall Tuttletut  view
12.   Rainy Day  view


home | artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us | link partners