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Viewing Lyrics for Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze:

Artist:Sesame Street
Taken from the album Assorted by Sesame Street
Album:Assorted
Track:Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze
 
Date Added:27/04/2015
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Lyrics:Bert: "Ahhhh....ahhhh...."

Ernie: "Hey Bert, what's wrong?"

Bert: "I think
I'm going to sneeze."

Ernie: "Bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have a hanky. You can't
sneeze without a hanky."

Bert: "I know, can you go get one, Ernie? Please hurry!"


Ernie: "Wait right there. (he runs off, returns with a large hanky) Okay you can sneeze now."


Bert: "Ahh, ahhh, just hold it right there, Ernie."

Ernie: "Just sneeze any
way you want to."

Bert: "Hold it that way, aaaahhhh, AAAhhhhh, I can feel it coming,
AAAAAHHHH, It's going to be a big one--AAACCCCCHHHHOOOOoooo!!! (Bert buries his nose in the hanky,
but when he lifts his head, his nose is still in Ernie's hand!) (nasally) That's better! Thanks,
Ernie."

Ernie: "Uh, Bert? (taps him on the shoulder, shows him his nose.) This here's
your nose. Looks like you sneezed your nose off."

Bert: (nasal) "Rats! (pause) Ernie,
can you keep this quiet? Draw the drapes and...(softly) and put my nose back on!"

Ernie:
"Why of course, kehehehe! That's what friends are for, aren't they, kehehehe?! They put their
friends' noses back on!"

Bert: (nasal) "Ernie, cut the clowning, and just put my nose
back on!"

Ernie: "Okay, okay." (Bert bends down, Ernie sticks it way over on the right
side of his face, then starts laughing again)

Bert: "Ernie, what are you doing? That's
not where my nose goes!"

Ernie: "Kehehehe! You should see where your nose is, Bert,
kehehehe!"

Bert: "I can see it, yeah, out of my left eye I can see it! C'mon, Ernie, you
know where it goes!"

Ernie: "Okay, just a minute." (Ernie pulls Bert's nose off and then
sticks it above Bert's eyebrows, starts laughing again.)

Bert: "Is that your idea of
where my nose goes? You know where it belongs!"

Ernie: "Kehehehe, it looks pretty funny
right where it is, kehehehe!"

Bert: "Ho-ho. C'mon, Ernie, you know what to do, do it
right!" (Bert bends down again, and Ernie moves Bert's nose down below Bert's chin, then laughes
some more)

Ernie: "Kehehehe! You should see where it is now!"

Bert: "ERNIE!
C'mon now, quit clowning around, do it right!"

Ernie: "Okay, hang on. (Ernie finally
puts Bert's nose where it belongs) There!"

Bert: "Thanks, Ern. (pause) Oh no!"


Ernie: "What's the matter?"

Bert: "I think I'm going to sneeze again!"
 


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