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|Track:||The White Boy Troubles|
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|Lyrics:||Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)|
Steve Vai (guitar)
Ray White (guitar, vocals)
Chuck Wild (piano)
Arthur Barrow (bass)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Anderson (string bass)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Chad Wackerman (drums)
Terry Bozzio (vocals)
Dale Bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock
Bob Harris (vocals)
Johnny "Guitar" Watson (vocals)
De white boy troubles!
(White boy troubles!)
De white boy troubles!
(Boy got troubles!)
Oh what a boidennn!
(Oh, heavy boidennn!)
His car's f--ked
De boy got a provlem!
She ripped up de 'polstry
(Wit de red dress on)
(Tell me what I say)
Hafta go ta Tia-Juana now!
(I don't have
He should go to BROWN MOSES,
Way down in Egyppp-Lainnn!
THING-FISH: (checking off a clipboard, like a social worker)
Looks likes y'done putty
good heahh, HARRY-AS-A-BOY! I sees ya' growin' up like a weed, axmodently reproducin' YOSEFF 'n
evvythang. Done found some low-rent housin' in a one-dimensional cardbode nativity box on some
Italian's funt lawn...bunch o' crab-grass underneath de offspring fo quick 'n easy
sanitatium...s--t! Y'all provvly be savin' up fo yo first LAVA LAMP putty soon!
We're incredibly happy! Even though I'm g-- for business purposes, my
relationship with artificial RHONDA has blossomed into something really beautiful, although I must
confess to being baffled by how she got knocked up.
Well, if de trufe be
told, it were de father o' de boy at de gas statium...when y'sent de ol' lady in fo' de inner-tube
patchin', 'round de foth o' July.
QUENTIN? How could he be so
unfaithful? I'm sure God has ways of punishing naughty little guys like that!
Mights well stop complainin', boy! De damage been done! Leastways y'all can pretend
to be SOME KINDA DADDY! Yo' rubber b--ch ain't gwine change no diapers! Y'said y'all was incredibly
happy! Enjoy it while y'got it, boy! De s--t gwine hit de fan in a minute!
What? Something BAD is going to happen?
out...judgin' fum de intellectional expressium on yo' beloved's ignint face, de b--ch gwine be
contemplatin' A CAREER OF HER OWN! See dat?
Look like she got her one good eye on a
briefcase 'n a tweed spo't coat down de mall somewheres!
Durin' de intromissium, few de
SISTERS seen her 'tendin' a CONSCIOUSNESS RAISIN' MEETIN' over at de Hiltum! Thass right! b--ch
passed up de MASH POTATOES 'n took off wit' de High School Cafeteria Butch.
opens the door, and stands on the porch, still watching through the binoculars.
Makin' matters woise, de Italian dat be ownin' yo' nativity bungalow been
wondrin' 'bouts de hanky AN' de panky 'tween you 'n dem two concrete flamingos ovuh by de steps! You
been messin' wit de State Bird o' New Jersey, muthaf--ker! Dat kin git you five to life in dis
vicinity! If you wants a little frennly advice, boy, I'd be growin' my aaa up a little quicker, 'n
whizz on outa heahh!
Leave de ugly baby in de crab-grass, snatch up yo' wretched excuse
fo a woman, 'n climb on up de heap! Get yo'seff a job drivin' a truck fulla string-beans to Utah!
Make sumfin' out y'seff, so's y'can afode a ticket to de MAMMY NUN SHOW! Den we can p--- all ovuh de
adulterated wimp you gwine become, an' get de s--t rollin' agin'!
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